May 19, 2026 | Rome, Italy
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Sagra blues

Much as Italians love their food, most would rather die than be seen eating candy bars.

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French Kiss if dead

I didn't grow up with cats. I grew up away from them — my parents are both quite allergic (pollen, cats, and most dogs, aside from the hypoallergenic kind, Yorkies). Cats, and kittens were forbidden from coming within a half-mile radius of any of us.

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The Rules

Don’t ever ask your Italian boyfriend (especially southerners) to do the dishes, or else you’ll hear it from the mother. Never cut your spaghetti with a knife. Having coffee with the opposite sex, even a colleague, is unacceptable. Don’t become his mother...