July 11, 2026 | Rome, Italy
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Head Games

Was Zinedine Zidane wrong to throw his World Cup head butt? Yes. Is the response one of sincere concern. Nonsense.

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The 10 Billion

What Americans most dislike about soccer is not so much its pace but the way fans surrender to it. As Italy's victory showed, the game is its own master.

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Pussy Footing

"Goldfinger" is, well, a cat … A cat, I interrupted. My father was taking me to see a movie about a cat?

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The Right Man

An intelligent, consummately decent man of untainted gifts, Claudio Cappon finally (and deservedly) has his old job back — leading RAI.

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Independence Day

It’s not easy when your neighbor is the U.S. ambassador. People talk. Isn’t my apartment owned by the government? Isn’t my magazine financed by the CIA?

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Corpse Envy

Death modeled as a sure thing is the most exciting pornography on the planet. Think Mussolini on the meat hook, loathed upside down in Milan.

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Meltdown

Violence, for worse, is a national growing pain — just ask the Civil War, or the Apache.

Brenda Starr

Nipples

Samantha didn’t have Bravado yet, so we couldn’t ask her — or tell her…

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Da Flop

Does that albino monk have a crucifix in his pocket or is he just glad to see me?

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The Correction

The Italian soccer scandal is less about sports justice than about leveling the playing field — literally.