July 11, 2026 | Rome, Italy
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Duck angst

My plumber, a part-time Roman pastry chef, is vacationing with his German Shepard called Horatio.

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Piazza

The global piazza harvests and broadcasts gossip without regard to consequences.

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Oriana

In death, journalist Oriana Fallaci is considered a major figure. In life, her views were far more minor.

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9/11/06

American history was hungry for a fresh meal, for an updated vernacular of rage that a ruling class feeds on.

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Lions

I live above the Rome zoo, which, in summer, makes good on animal foreignness.

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War

“Got you, gorilla!” he‘d shout, or, more boldly, “Shalom!”

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Noodles

He anticipated post-modernism, the implications of AIDS, and aspects of the consequences of Jihad.

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Breakage

You are a cultured man, says the Peruvian. We are ignorant. They pay us €30 a day.