Spaculation
"Sinically depressed" are the hardest to understand when you're not one.
Comedy Central
Offer pork chops to a whirlwind and you get… a whirlwind.
Who Do You Love?
The German pope never wrote his press. Others did, and chose cliché. What a difference an encyclical makes.
The Iran Follies
Until 1998, the bomb was a toy for Christians and atheists only. Now, Hindus and Muslims have a passkey.
Ancient Evenings
At a Rome restaurant, Italy's generation gap is all about cars — until you dig deeper.
Spielberg’s One-Stop
Morocco can double for a emirate, but Budapest can’t play Rome. Milan maybe, but not Rome — something the “Munich” director should know.
Early Honey
Bond was a perfect avenger. So why did this… thing… have to arise from the frothy coastline?
The Ice Age
Men clumped together in meaty bunches, their Stalingrad eyebrows frozen. Grunts came out in white puffs, like air on fire.
Mongrels
You seek a summarizing voice, and more than one makes itself loudly available.
Lumumba the Martian
Boris told me the Martians already owned seven planets and were preparing to conquer an eighth.
Call It Eurotrash
Rome has always been a Latin Big Easy, a loud, lusting, disingenuous city dependent on favors.