Rye Wyt

When your wife hires a guy named Mark to fix your middle age, it's time to run over a cat.

When your cousin gets a painting on the subject of eggs, try not to make assumptions.

When your nephew doesn't like what you have on your Kindle, say as little as possible.

When trying to get from Milan to Turin, beware Linus and train station spitters.

When the Prince of Denmark & Co. lose it, are they misbehaving or acting out?

A change of heart yields an epic decision (sort of), but honey, what's with the N?

You may be victim of childhood abuse but not know it, so check your passport.

What's a celebratory year without Memory Day and Uther Ring's Bird Day?

When in doubt, have darts installed, or maybe a few small Canadians and a rear eye.

When dubbed action heroes get going, tits and roofs inevitably fly with them.

If you're hungry but your meal is, um, delayed, get ready for a special treat.

Sometimes, all night service, whatever it's called, can come in handy.