Yeah, try spotting a train in this state. Better to count sheep or needle marks. Nasty.

Sure, it has cute and telling moments. But the wined-out whole is hollow.

Creasy and Pita make a nice duo. But the violence is vicious and vulgar.

Trivial save for Hanks' Viktor Navorski, who singlehandedly grows on you.

Split-personality film-making, with the first half winning all the prizes.

Next time you think about Guantanamo, check out Zwick from '98.

Terence Stamp, Luis Guzman, Peter Fonda: All you need to know.

Shocking then and alarming now — deftly-delivered nuclear bad news.

Bad parody inevitably too clever for its own good. Catastrophic.

Neeson and Linney soldier on, Condon's flick squarely on their shoulders.

You can't understand a word Brad Pitt says, and that's more than half the fun...

Nicole sees dead people. So do her kids. So do the servants. So does does the island.