Oh, stop being so multi-culturally catty and tell a real story. Poor Becks.

Gwyneth P. has to work hard to keep the doors from closing, but succeeds.

Not beautiful in the least, but Frears makes the movie churn wonderfully.

Last men standing are black as gold, and very funny.

Hard not to like a Mafia spook with a hair salon called "Hello Gorgeous" —

When Harrison isn't funny (and bumbles) he's almost unwatchable.

Rain and maggots are foremost, though you can make a case for Morgan.

Middle age, like teen age, can get you in deep — if you're silly enough.

Any totalitarian state with DeNiro as a plumber can't be all bad.

What if the cop did it and you know it from the start? Great stuff.

Amazing Emily Watson dies two dozen times just to make Lars happy.

If there's one film to see about wartime France it's Ophüls' heartbreaker.