Walhberg shoots straight, but the arc of Fuqua's bullets are extremely dull.

Clare Danes takes over Anand Tucker's movie based on the Steve Martin novella.

Up, down, sideways, Hawks' screwball world is without peer.

Tim Burton puts Michael Keaton up to devilish no good in haunted house parody.

The creature from the black lagoon speaks Korean, and don't mess with its snacks.

Jack stripping down sandwich components is the least of it.

Robert Mitchum does Raymond Chandler (and Philip Marlowe) proud.

Jane Fonda and Gig Young make the Depression, well, depressing.

Take "Giulio the Human Fly" over Tom Cruise.

"Call your mother and tell her there is serious doubt about you ever becoming a lawyer."

Bukowski, Rourke, Dunaway, and drinks by the dozen. Now, do it again.