Johnny Depp’s neck
There was a boy in my storia del cinema class. We called him Johnny Depp.
The Dart Side
Vodaphone hired voluptuous Australian model Megan Gale to purr "Il mondo — tutto intorno a te."
Repeat after me, “Tricyle”
No, no don’t eat the crayon! On a good day, an English lesson can be child's play.
Catch the ball!
I can still see Oakland Athletic Joe Rudy stretching impossibly in Game 2 of the 1972 World Series.
Born to Move
Curiosity, I learned gradually, was part of my essential makeup.
American Fascist
These days there are no more lazy bus rides or mid-morning interviews or Roman lunches.
‘O Fiorentina!’
Some would argue that Florence is the hottest calcio piazza on the peninsula.
Tutti ‘sti nomi stranieri
You hear Arabic, Serbo-Croat, and Chinese spoken around the piazza, and most shops are Chinese-owned.
Love’s grades
My first crush was on my fifth-grade teacher, Mr. Skay.
It Just Won’t Quit
I'd like to propose we spread the word that cigarettes are for losers.
Ugly Americani
Typically, social drop-outs, the unemployed, immigrants and gypsies, get the “loro” label. The word is pronounced condescendingly to underline the deep difference between the them and the us, those on the margins and honest well to-do citizens.