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When Rome charity behooves you, be aware of the hardened risk.

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Before they "do the deed," do they say, "Wait!" ... off with the bodysuit?

My husband and I attended a funeral last week. For my breasts.

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"Hey lady, feed me. Did someone tell you that you could sleep?"

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While I was constructing a human being, we were also reconstructing an apartment.