Acrylic slime-balls with exploding heads do not a Mars attack make.

For Denzel Washington, it's the girl all over again. Silly.

Sex actually occurs between consenting adults past age 50, but it's not enough.

Peckinpah loves it when the innocent take offense, and fight back.

Mel, Mel, Mel — no one listens to you. Even in Vietnam.

Poker-faced Bill Murray gets a bridge too far in Jamusch's loving clunker.

Meet the Autobots and the Decepticons. Ok, now you can leave.

Laugh all you want, but this is laughably bad, if not downright offensive.

Branaugh's Mankiewicz remake has its moments, but not enough of them.

Up in the sky! It's a bird. It's some planes. Oh no, it's a control freaks.

A mine-shaft disaster flick throttled forward to encompass 9/11.

Halström takes his sweet time, then bang... it's all in Wonder-Gere.