Death-by-disco
“Nicole, I’m sorry,” she said, the baby wailing. "I have to go breast-feed the baby.”
Paracetamol baby
Until recently you couldn’t even buy an aspirin without going to a "farmacia."
Under the Placuna Sun
Tiny Placuna was incorporated as a "pasto comunale," or "Officially Eaten Land."
Commercial From Hell
Reeking of cigarettes, Robert interrupts to describe his acting in "Gangs of New York."
Bad news priests
The official face of the Catholic Church is often singularly unfriendly.
For starters
Everyone contemplates getting a pet. It's a natural progression from memories of fun-luvin’, pet-filled childhood.
Marry Meee!’
Before he could even answer, I kissed him and said yes...
Shoot Me In The Dark
The sharper the focus, the more time the camera needs to collect light.
Dead Cody does Ireland
In my past life, I loved and lost a squirrel, three fish, four rabbits, five dogs and a bunch of tadpoles.
Butt I mean but
A "how-to" guide for meeting your Italian boyfriend's parents.
Dating OOOma Turman
How an actress takes center stage in the middle of a committed relationship.