April 26, 2026 | Rome, Italy
83,000 tons, 1,029 feet, considered the most beautiful Atlantic liner of them all.

Pinups

Down to the sea in ships in an age when hype actually meant something.

Hecklers are the norm and the standard-bearers.

Water

Afloat in a Saragossa Sea of caprice, Italy extracts noise-makers and howls.

George Constant Louis Washington's instant was a hit.

Presto

When first impressions are the lasting ones, life can turn thoughtlessly instant.

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Demerits

Italy is a country that systematically keeps merit at bay, at it's own risk.

Danny Kaye was Walter Mitty.

The Lost Time

In the time of The Lost Time, a pretend life was yours for the taking — if you could dream one up.