Katrina’s Dreams

It's time to take a little break from my regularly scheduled nonsense to tell you a story I find irresistible. I'm doing this notwithstanding just having moved into a flat [...]

One year ago I was broke in Barcelona. I had only one reliable client, and my best girlfriend, also an escort, distracted me from weeping fits. She barely succeeded. I [...]

Nerd-girl gets the VIPs. She's their coffee and wake-up call and maybe a bit more. She makes sure the clients on our top-dollar list get just the right amount of [...]

The camera was rolling and I knew it. I was terrified, as if forced into a corner. That's when Jon leaned into me and said, "Forget all that. Just look [...]

When I began writing this column a year ago I had goals you might call neat, if not tidy. I wanted financial independence from my aging parents. I wanted to [...]

I'm getting ready to interview a man I hope will have sex with me. He's sweet, or so I'm told, and sweet would help. This isn't for a one-time encounter [...]

I wonder sometimes why I do this job at all. I know the answer, of course, which is mostly the same for all of us: cash. But corona-life has transformed [...]

On the platform I use to attract virtual clients there's a woman who makes a pretty penny pretending she's a dog. Pretending might not be the right word since she [...]

Even the best of business relationships can take an unexpected turn. It happens more often in the escort business since the relationships are especially personal and intimate. There's less separation [...]

Two kinds of people live in shaky Chile, says my photographer Oscar. The first kind yells doomsday after each earthquake, the second shrugs and says, "Okay, another one. Time to [...]

I hate it when Rambo gets in trouble. Or Rocky Balboa. Yes, I know, they'll get through it, but poor guys. They try so hard and people can be so [...]

Some weeks ago I traveled north of any north I’d ever known before. A client had invited me to an Arctic igloo, and when I got there I saw a [...]