When in Caulfield, pretend like you're in Rome. Not that you have to like it.

If you're pregnant in Rome, enjoy the ride… but forget about working.

Rehearsing for an American play in a Rome theater puts the life into fiction.

The cliché about Italian drivers fails to account for the small matter known as skill.

When it comes to hygiene, a hole is a hole in any language.

As elderly relatives grow sick and frail, the gap between Italy and North America widens.

There are ways and ways of loving female "salesmanship," short of the Berlusconi method.

Putting your hat on my bed? Don't even think about it.

When bathing suit tops go missing, blame the Germans.

When dealing with The Ones Without Breasts, bring lots of blankets....

Exorcism is not a "drive-through" or a one-stop Devil-killer, it's a process you have to learn.