Brain boy
Massimo smoked cigarettes, watched Formula One, and smoked cigarettes.
Leaded Milan
The nurse held him down and pierced him again. He screamed harder. I felt hot and saw snow.
Change the locks
These days, it's hard to manage without someone to help if you work and have children.
SMS, incoming
An incoming SMS message is a Greek tragedy (or comedy) in the making.
Young gluttons
Doing the rounds of end of term school plays, I shuddered to see the number of overweight children.
The Big American
Muhammad was raised in the rough South Bronx section of New York City and gradually made his mark in Italy as a dancer and model.
You mean phone sex
I am a million-mile frequent flyer of virtual love spanning Boston to Belgium to Kosovo.
Sex On The Beach
In Italy, the bikini months are when libido goes into overdrive.
Staying Long?
My permesso di soggiorno had expired, in um, 1996. Yes, I do realize that’s quite a long time.
Man imperfect
When that special someone does pull up, make sure he can carry your luggage.
Trooping To Scunthorpe
Little did the snap-happy tourists know we'd be ripping off the hated gloves.