Ghosts in submarines. Or maybe. In any event, stick around...

Madness is the sum of loneliness squared, plus Gina Rowlands.

Brando and Depp in the same room. Otherwise, well, pointless.

Never has a nose been sliced open so stylishly. Grand filmmaking.

Gilliam atop his game puts Pitt and Willis on the same edgy page.

Startlingly handsome prequel nailed by Christopher Nolan and Christian Bale.

A "stylish and sexy comedy for grownups" ... Yawn.

Has its moments, sure, but boxes itself into a maudlin corner.

Crowe's boxing scenes are more rousing than recent heavyweight bouts.

So quirky it's surprising Hollywood even allowed it. Good for Verbinski.

Try looking as desperate as Al does here. Story of his acting life.

The sad idealism of hurt. Too bad Hal Hartley ever had to grow up.