Eat enough high school boys and your teeth go, not to mention your humor.

Repeat aloud: "No, this did not change my life. No, this did not change..."

In the best of worlds, Wilder, Lemmon, and Shirley MacLaine. Period.

Can we just quit with "Field of Dreams"? Please.

The 1960s as imagined by the village idiot. Credit Hanks' mimicry.

Homicidal North Dakota? Who else but Joel and Ethan.

Why can't the space shrink just give the planet some Zoloft?

The horse that made the Depression folk hoarse. Fun.

Thanks to Kubrick, the old ultra-violence never looked so good.

Who are those kids and why are they... Uh oh, I'm dead...

Never interrupt POTUS when he's watching college football...