asty little snack pack of death and shit. Girl in mental asylum with foul mouth tells you a story about her best friend, a flesh-eating demon cheerleader with a foul mouth (and big breasts). In the story, many men get eaten — but not the way they might like. Cheerleader grins, vomits, seeks more high school meals. Not her fault: A girl mistakenly sacrificed as a virgin has gotta eat, never mind oral hygiene. (Tip: Eating boys makes your hair look amazing). Parody and goofiness rattle around patiently awaiting an opening but they too become Satan chow. Pity. Spoof is a terrible thing to waste.
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About the Author: Rex Griffin
