ust as The Harrison leaves Moscow aboard you-know-what after a Really Good Speech, fake-journalist Gary Oldman and his weird-nation outlaws bypass the full upright position and start talking terrorist.
You might not know this, Gary, but it’s “The President” to you. The Harrison is like, so totally Medal of Honor winner. And what’s that he’s watching on TV? Kick Ass Football, Gary.
Uh, oh, The Harrison’s getting mad. Look ma, no hands.
