Jenna Leigh Evans: "The landlord claims I can't have anybody living with me, even though that's illegal. Plain illegal. Are you listening?"

Joseph Patrick Pascale: "Imagine yourself sitting in your living room. Now take away the universe that exists outside the room."

Alexander Slotnick: "Zack brought home a rabbit and said, 'Mommy turned into a bunny today.'"

Connor Crawford: "Dale and his father really fought, and they fought for a long time. Punches. Kicks. Words. Howls."

Jon Roemer: "Rioting heroes versus stuffed shirts. The line is full of static, but he's pissed and on a roll."

Jacqueline Raphael: "I drew in words a vivid picture of Chelsea Burns. I conjured the communal swooning in the gym..."

Tyler C Gore: "Like Sisyphus trudging down the hill for his rock, the Domino's guy returned to his truck..."

Abby Frucht: "There were four of us judges, and once we'd introduced ourselves, we named our top three picks…"

William Luvaas: "They used to teach right from wrong. Now it's all gay marriage and what not."

Ivonne Balli: "We wouldn't tell them where we'd been swimming and they couldn't scrub it off. We shone like statues..."

Melissa Gutierrez: "Something about God, a god. A moment where you got it, where you felt it."