Donald Trump is uncouth, but he's not wrong in accusing liberal media of bias.

Growing out of fractured language has fallen out of adult fashion, probably for keeps.

When you can't read books or labels, try a 19th-century solution (via China). And weep.

Trump vs. Clinton is entertaining television, yes, but what it's not is a debate.

When your wolves fail you, Amy, Ariana, Brittany and Becky Beaver are ripe to make their cases.

The illusion of geography can make you think retirement will change your soul. It won't.

Bashing Trump is easy, so is failing to see his messages as a "Yes We Can" for another constituency.

Waiting for the cows to come home helps unravel semantic mysteries.

August can be a slow news month, until the center of the nervous earth sneezes.

When you know the end of the world is nigh, find a field and make up your own world.

Despite its headlong rush into modernity, Rome remains Rome in August, and that's a good thing.