Wearing sunglasses indoors isn't a statement of vanity, it's a vanishing act.
The cliché about Italian drivers fails to account for the small matter known as skill.
There are ways and ways of loving female "salesmanship," short of the Berlusconi method.
In the United States, buying just means a purchase. In Italy it's a gift.
The Italian pajama hierarchy is gender-related. So, pick a puppy.
Seeing stars (and translating for them) can be a full-time job in Italy.