It's hard leaving Umbria knowing your would-be lover never showed up.
The sad people who limit bidet use to the obvious don't know the half of it.
"Hey, remember that night when Mom died in Spoleto?" Or didn't.
What's being in Catholic Italy with a visit from the... Jehoviano Witnessasario?
Traveling to a dream of Italy can land you in a heap of (linguistic) trouble.
When you need to eat, you need to eat, so never mind the weather: run...