ermany pick up. France pick up. Make call. Italy answer. Greece answer. Germany/France say: “We north money please account reliable control fix now.”
Greece reply first:
“Maybe rich sometimes borrow maybe small try tomorrow.”
Italy speak:
“Offend honor sun sleep old no yes grin south pride shout offend talk tomorrow.”
Germany say:
“Factory fist or else China responsible duty country stupid lazy now do.”
France say:
“Offend honor scrum Napoleon empire honor duty country stupid lazy now do France!”
Italy say:
“Pension pride girls sun responsible bank pretty coffee maybe promise smile villa Clooney!”
Greece say:
“Maybe help secret alphabet Athens.”
Germany say:
“Bismarck bills Europe us you better messes us you always angry spend lazy frown.”
France say:
“Charity Europe plan us you messes Napoleon empire honor rugby money maybe Paris.”
Italy say:
“Ferrari August tired mommy offend talk vote pride Arabs nothing Garibaldi pay boh.”
Greece say:
“Homer history maybe sorry alphabet islands endure Balkans tomorrow tricky.”
Germany say:
“Listen hammer nut bolt obey China or else France loan legacy us Beckenbauer Adenenauer.”
Italy interrupt:
“Hitler!”
Germany interrupt:
“Pizza!”
France interrupt:
“Hitler.”
Germany interrupt:
“Bruni.”
London call, interrupt, sneer, hang up.
Spain call, join in, say:
“America discovered Iberia proud legacy language bank democrats loan sleep mañana king.”
Italy say:
“Church pasta proud Milan tomorrow style never Leonardo babies.”
France say:
“Napoleon! Europe! scrum De Gaulle Airbus insured Truffaut!”
Germany pause, repeat:
“Polite Europe money please account reliable control fix now.”
France repeat:
“Polite Europe money please account reliable control fix now.”
Spain say:
“Problem us them Portugal Prague extras try maybe tomorrow please kingdom paella.”
Germany say:
“Paella always later mañana Real Barcelona wastrel.”
Italy say:
“Coastline catenaccio pensions patience pasta tomorrow maybe.”
France say:
“Europe!”
Germany say:
“Europe!”
Spain say:
“Kingdom!”
Greece say:
“Maybe.”
Italy say:
“Summer.”
All hang up.
