My daughter, Rebecca, has an überweird junior high school English teacher. Those are her words, not mine, since I’m stuck [...]

My daughter’s iPhone has gone rogue. As in Manchurian Candidate rogue. As in Darth Vader rogue. As in AI (read [...]

California is an Officially Weird Weird state. I sometimes get the feeling it was colonized by disciplinarian aliens who tried [...]

In a previous state in a previous life, Crumpet the dog and Zombie the cat prowled our domain. They’d each [...]

My nuke-powered teen daughter is lovid with me. No, not livid. That would be too easy, and Rebecca backs away [...]

Long time, no see — or something like that. What happened? We moved. And moving takes all the fun out [...]

My daughter Rebecca knocked on eleven’s door for at least two months before emerging from a series of Zoom meetings [...]

I was busy sitting around at home waiting for a Zoom call on toothpaste slogans when the text buzzed in. [...]

We just adopted a kitten. For reasons known only to ten-year-olds, the cat was immediately named Moo, which if I [...]

If you listen to my daughter Rebecca — and let me assure all skeptics I have no doubt but to [...]

Just before Christmas my daughter Rebecca and I each contracted the dreaded disease. Since dreaded diseases are celebrities in this [...]