
22. Female Trouble: Samantha the Wise
After I interrupted Tony and Sarah in their anatomical machinations in my garage, and was humiliated as a result, I [...]

21. Female Trouble: A Post-mother life
The surge of female trouble that culminated, at least for me, in my mother’s decision that she would not be [...]

20. Female Trouble: Things Fall Apart
If the end of the Jurassic Period marked the beginning of the end for the dinosaurs, my twelfth birthday (two [...]

19. Spain: The End of the Affair
Ah, girls. What little boy under age ten, however partisan to his lizardly reptilian tribe, could simply pretend they did [...]

18. Spain: General Ohio
We first visited the American air base at Torrejón in the weeks following the Cuban Missile Crisis. It was an [...]

17. Spain: A word on bikinis
A critical part of my father’s job in Spain was to promote tourism using the many contacts he had accumulated [...]

16. Spain: Telefonica
The road to Telefonica began with a seemingly benign afternoon walk. My father, restless on a Saturday in September in [...]

15. Spain: O Rey
When two young women behold you standing stark naked and upright in a bathtub, and after their ritual sudsing of [...]

14. Spain: Fallen Salt
When I asked my father why we would be boarding a giant car headed to a place far outside the [...]

13. Spain: Batido boy
Oh, how I loved Calle de Serrano, the nearest bustling boulevard to our house on Calle de Nunez de Balboa. [...]

12. Spain: To catch Entonces
I have lizards to thank for teaching me to accept loss and disappointment on a daily basis. They taught me [...]