You may be victim of childhood abuse but not know it, so check your passport.
What's a celebratory year without Memory Day and Uther Ring's Bird Day?
When in doubt, have darts installed, or maybe a few small Canadians and a rear eye.
When dubbed action heroes get going, tits and roofs inevitably fly with them.
If you're hungry but your meal is, um, delayed, get ready for a special treat.
Sometimes, all night service, whatever it's called, can come in handy.
There can come a time in Rome when a man must settle for French cushions.