
12. Spain: To catch Entonces
I have lizards to thank for teaching me to accept loss and disappointment on a daily basis. They taught me [...]

11. Spain: Matalo!
Even before we left for Spain, murmurings about this “thing” known as Catholicism had taken up residence in our Washington [...]

10. Spain: Noble Notsies
Once my Franco-American private school had rid me of my French ways — I was born in Paris and spent [...]

9. Spain: Rules by the mostest
The very first thing that struck me about living in Madrid, Spain was that the newspapers were in Spanish. I [...]

8. Travel to Spain: French Pirates in Libya
When the time came, leaving London became a story about a corrupt king. But as all matters in my young [...]

7. Travel to Spain: Jolly Good!
When my father first announced we would be going to live in Spain, he also explained that we would be traveling [...]

6. Memories of Truancy: Firebug
If alienating the local fire department and turning my beloved cats against me wasn’t enough—and it wasn’t—I soon set higher [...]

5. Memories of Truancy: Tom Sawyer
Go ahead. Blame it on Tom Sawyer. Why not? It couldn’t have possibly been my fault. I was, after all, [...]

4. Memories of Truancy: Tree Lord
At the very front of the small house we owned in Washington, D.C. two score and some years ago, a [...]

3. Memories of Truancy: High-heeled Math
Just around the corner from the pencil marks were a flight of stairs that led to the second floor—in my [...]

2. Memories of Truancy: Pencils
Every six months, in another epoch, my parents would pin me gently to the scribbled wall and mark how much [...]