May 20, 2024 | Rome, Italy
Putin has filled the Villian Void.


When Saddam went south, villainy faced a void. Not for long, thanks to the superb VP.

Hard to fight on without a face.

No contest

Who needs ESPN and fantasy football when you have the Empire Sports Gladiator Network?

Always film an open casket.

Smart rules

Here are five key situations (death included) in which smartphone use is highly advisable.

No more fat and ugly.


When your wife hires a guy named Mark to fix your middle age, it's time to run over a cat.