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Eat my head
Teenage Rebecca Stein is going through a crisis or two — pretty terrible ones at that. A crisis called acne. A crisis called weight. Her father, Joel Stein, thinks she looks okay.
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Miss Print
My daughter, Rebecca, has an überweird junior high school English teacher. Those are her words, not mine, since I’m stuck [...]
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Keeping it real
California is an Officially Weird Weird state. I sometimes get the feeling it was colonized by disciplinarian aliens who tried [...]
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Belovid Dad
My nuke-powered teen daughter is lovid with me. No, not livid. That would be too easy, and Rebecca backs away [...]
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Brave new verbs
Long time, no see — or something like that. What happened? We moved. And moving takes all the fun out [...]
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Looking for CRAD
My daughter Rebecca knocked on eleven’s door for at least two months before emerging from a series of Zoom meetings [...]
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Don’t worry, be happy
I was busy sitting around at home waiting for a Zoom call on toothpaste slogans when the text buzzed in. [...]
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All in a name
If you listen to my daughter Rebecca — and let me assure all skeptics I have no doubt but to [...]