June 21, 2024 | Rome, Italy

Eat my head

By Joel Stein | June 5th, 2024
Teenage Rebecca Stein is going through a crisis or two — pretty terrible ones at that. A crisis called acne. A crisis called weight. Her father, Joel Stein, thinks she looks okay.
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