February 5, 2023 | Rome, Italy
Just make sure to have your birth certificate for use in jail.

DOB

When you're feeling your age, don't take it out on your passport. Or else.

Call our help line for more, unless...

No way

Have doubts about your status as a Muslim entering the U.S.A.? Here's help.

Choose the "Make Me Up" option!

We at SAD

Need tailored narcissism? Look no further than the folks at Selfieadjustment.com.

Putin has filled the Villian Void.

V-man

When Saddam went south, villainy faced a void. Not for long, thanks to the superb VP.

Hard to fight on without a face.

No contest

Who needs ESPN and fantasy football when you have the Empire Sports Gladiator Network?

Always film an open casket.

Smart rules

Here are five key situations (death included) in which smartphone use is highly advisable.