Pecuniary nuggets
What you say you make and what you actually earn are separate languages.
Excuse me
Every time the author trips over her pet, she feels the pain.
Barba di frate
It's spring, time for a dose of monk's beard, pachini and puntarelle.
Aspirapalle
When get a visit from a Rome vacuum cleaner salesman, get ready for the full treatment.
Shoot ‘Em Up
Director-writer Michael Davis blows himself away in this kinky parody.
Paestum rose
Sometimes love can smell like an orange creamsickle